slimetony:

destructionofsanctum:

slimetony:

I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case

Randy that’s a coma

sounds festive

(Source: slimetony, via lizardclubpresidente)

punkrightsactivist:

teacher: *hands me a worksheet*

me: *autographs it and hands it back* always happy to meet a fan

(Source: alixndr, via cool-dads-club)

sunrise-surf:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

(via cool-dads-club)